The Blow Monkeys: “It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way” (1987)

The opening single from Grocer’s Daughter doesn’t sound nearly as fresh as it did thirty years ago.

Kronomyth 2.9: The cheese culture club.

I’m including the Top of the Pops performance of this song, as it pretty much sums up my whole reaction to the 80s. I had no idea what was going on; I just tried to shuffle along and look busy unto the whole awful thing was over. (It finally did end, and Nirvana was waiting on the other side.)

The Blow Monkeys were something of an English phenomenon. I’m pretty sure no one in the US had any idea who they were, any more than, say, The Style Council. We got Boy George and Morrissey, and didn’t need a cross between the two, thank you very much.

The B side for this is simply a short dub-mix thingie that runs just over one minute long. Even among B sides, a notoriously spotty lot, this is a disappointment. The 12-inch versions featured a fairly interesting dub mix (dubbed “It Doesn’t Have To Dub That Way”) and an extended version of “It Doesn’t Have To Be That Way” that just drags the whole thing out for an extra minute or two. That the soulless 80s sought to resurrect soul music is one of life’s little ironies. I need to seriously rethink if I need a Blow Monkeys section on this site, other than as a metaphor for evil (e.g., that really blew monkeys…)

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Original 7-inch single version

A1. It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way (Dr. Robert) (3:59)
B1. Ask For More (Dr. Robert) (1:18)

Original 12-inch single version
A1. It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way (Long)
B1. It Doesn’t Have To Dub That Way
B2. Ask For More

Original 12-inch single version (Japan)
A1. It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way (Long)
B1. Out With Her (Long)
B2. The Grantham Grizzler

The Players

Produced by Michael Baker; mixed by Bryan “Chuck” New; edited by Pascal.

The Pictures

Design by mainartery. Photography by Nick Knight.

The Plastic

Released on 7-inch and three-track 12-inch single in January 1987 in the UK (RCA, MONK/MONKT 4), the US (RCA, 5138-7-R/6281-1-RD), Australia and New Zealand (RCA Victor, 104650), Italy (RCA, PB41103) and Japan (RCA, RPS-1033) with picture sleeve; reached #5 on the UK charts (charted on January 31, 1987 for 8 weeks).

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