Fast, bulbous and tapered for your pleasure… Captain Beefheart’s beefy monsterpiece.
Kronomyth 3.0: Ignorance is the mother of invention.
In idle moments of reverie, I muse upon the efficacy of rounding up all the people who wear their baseball caps backwards, rest sunglasses on top of their head or back into parking spaces and shuttering them in an Arctic archipelago that I plan to re-name Douchebag Island. On other, less vexing days, I listen to Trout Mask Replica and leave the rest of the world to their little Frownland unmolested.
Now, at this precise moment in time, the subject is being hotly debated in some squalid, off-campus apartment as to whether or not Trout Mask Replica is a work of intentional or accidental genius. But the discussion of how Captain Beefheart could single-handedly make an album like this misses the larger point: that he was almost certainly ignorant of the fact that he couldn’t make an album like this. From the first man on the moon to the first electric sportscar, man’s greatest achievements have been spurred on by people who plainly didn’t understand the impossibility of what they were asking because of technical ignorance. Beefheart asked the impossible of his Magic Band—and was rewarded with one of the greatest, strangest works of art in the twentieth century.
Trout Mask Replica doesn’t sound like anything you’ve heard before, not even the previous two Beefheart albums. It sounds like an electric rock band tumbling down an endless hill and keeping 11/9 time while a mad prophet runs alongside them screaming poetry. There is nothing, not even punching yourself repeatedly in the face, that will prepare you for the opening quartet of Frownland, The Dust Blows Forward ‘N The Dust Blows Back, Dachau Blues and Ella Guru. (Not that I’m suggesting you don’t punch yourself in the face, especially if you’re worried that it will knock the sunglasses off the top of your head.) Each of those songs is brilliant for different reasons: “Frownland” as the introduction to Trout Mask Replica’s spasmodic, fish-out-of-water arrangements; “The Dust Blows Forward” for Beefheart’s bizarre nature poetry; “Dachau Blues” for its fearless shock factor; and “Ella Guru” for its insanely funky underpinnings.
I will not lie to you: You probably won’t make it past Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish or, maybe, Hair Pie: Bake 2. You’ll need to come up for air while listening to Trout Mask Replica. And it raises an interesting question: Can a double album that most people can barely get halfway through really be one of the greatest rock & roll records of all time? There’s some wonderful music on the other side of that mountain: When Big Joan Sets Up, Sugar ‘N Spikes, The Blimp, She’s Too Much For My Mirror, Steal Softly Thru Snow. It’s a taxing effort to listen to it all, just as it required a colossal effort to play it all. Beefheart really lucked into Frank Zappa as a producer, since it’s hard to imagine anyone but a weirdo workaholic like Frank taking pains to produce an album like this.
The Magic Band also deserves a ton of credit for fleshing out Beefheart’s vision. The names have been changed, but no one is innocent. Not The Mascara Snake and his mad clarinet playing. Not Drumbo and his tumbling, irregular rhythms. Not the tireless, battling guitars of Zoot Horn Rollo (credited with “glass finger guitar”) and Antennae Jimmy Semens (steel-appendage guitar). Not even Rockette Morton, whose bass is the closest thing on here to a musical straight man; an Abbott in a sea of Costellos.
Trout Mask Replica is an amazing, exhausting ride. You definitely owe it to yourself to experience it all once. Twice? Consider yourself a connoisseur of the avant-garde. Thrice? A closet masochist.
Original 2LP version
A1. Frownland (1:09)
A2. The Dust Blows Forward ‘N The Dust Blows Back (2:04)
A3. Dachau Blues (2:21)
A4. Ella Guru (2:23)
A5. Hair Pie: Bake 1 (4:57)
A6. Moonlight on Vermont (3:55)
B1. Pachuco Cadaver (4:37)
B2. Bill’s Corpse (1:47)
B3. Sweet Sweet Bulbs (2:17)
B4. Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish (2:25)
B5. China Pig (3:56)
B6. My Human Gets Me Blues (2:42)
B7. Dali’s Car (1:25)
C1. Hair Pie: Bake 2 (2:28)
C2. Pena (2:31)
C3. Well (2:05)
C4. When Big Joan Sets Up (5:19)
C5. Fallin’ Ditch (2:03)
C6. Sugar ‘N Spikes (2:29)
C7. Ant Man Bee (3:55)
D1. Orange Claw Hammer (3:35)
D2. Wild Life (3:07)
D3. She’s Too Much For My Mirror (1:42)
D4. Hobo Chang Ba (2:01)
D5. The Blimp (2:04)
D6. Steal Softly Thru Snow (2:13)
D7. Old Fart At Play (1:54)
D8. Veteran’s Day Poppy (4:30)
All songs written by Captain Beefheart.
Captain Beefheart (bass clarinet, tenor sax, soprano sax, vocal, simran horn, musette), Drumbo (drums & percussion), Rockette Morton (bass & narration), Zoot Horn Rollo (glass finger guitar, flute), Antennae Jimmy Semens (steel-appendage guitar, flesh horn, lead vocal on C2), The Mascara Snake (bass clarinet & vocal) with Doug Moon (guitar on B5). Produced by Frank Zappa; engineered by Dick Kunc; special electronic modifications on equipment by Dick Kunc.
Album design by Cal Schenkel. Photography by Ed Caraeff and Cal Schenkel.
Released on 2LP on June 16, 1969 in the US (Straight, 2 STS 1053) and in 1970 in the UK (Reprise, K 64026) and Germany (Reprise, 64026) with gatefold cover and lyrics innersleeve.
- Re-issued on 2LP in the US (Bizarre, 2MS 2027) with gatefold cover.
- Re-issued on 2LP in 1974 in the US (Reprise, 2MS 2027) with gatefold cover.
- Re-issued on 2LP in 1979 in Greece (Reprise, 64026) with gatefold cover.
- Re-issued on cassette in the US (Reprise, J5 2027) with different track order (B/C/A/D).
- Re-issued on compact disc in the US (Reprise, 27196-2).
- Re-released on colored vinyl 2LP in 2009 in the US (Rhino, 27196-1).
- Re-issued on 2LP in 2019 on 2LP to commemorate Record Store Day.